Porcaccia di quella miseria, mah che razza di foto hai tirato fuori, delinquente della funzione macro !!
Con queste hai superato te stesso, Judd, hai la fotografia nel sangue....bla-bla-bla-maccheroni-bla-bla-pizza-bla-bla-bla-mandolino-bla-bla-melanzane alla parmigiana-bla-bla-bla-gnocca-bla-bla-bla-bla-mafia-bla-bla-bla-bla-inchi@ che foto !!!!!!!! 
Ops .... just still thinking in mine, sorry !!! 
You delinqueeeeent !!
Buddy ... I'll stay with my eyeballs stucked here for about three o four ages !!!
YOU AND YOUR CHONDROS ROCK SO BAD !!!!

thanks buddy, by the way what does porcaccia mean? Ive got the rest down i think.
Hey Judd !!
It was just a joke, I just wrote while thinking those words.
BTW ...quik translation :
- Porcaccia di quella miseria (diamine) ! = Heck !
[if literally translated this italian locution is surely wrong, but enjoy it, I think it's funny : porcaccia di quella miseria ---> bad-pig o'misery/poverty/poorness ]
- mah che razza di foto hai tirato fuori, delinquente della funzione macro !!
WTH ! look at the insane photos You drop this time, you macro-function delinquent !!
(it's quite impossible to take a literal translation of that sentence)
- Con queste hai superato te stesso, Judd, hai la fotografia nel sangue [...]
With these photos You surpassed yourself, Judd, You just have photography art in your blood circulation sistem [...]
- [...] bla-bla-bla-maccheroni-bla-bla-pizza-bla-bla-bla-mandolino-bla-bla-melanzane alla parmigiana-bla-bla-bla-gnocca-bla-bla-bla-bla-mafia-bla-bla-bla-bla-inchi@ che foto !!!!!!!!
[[[[In this part I was doing some self-irony about a few things which italian men are used to think or are used to talk about...not mentionig that some of those words are just a false italian label !! ]
- maccheroni = You know what is that LOL LOL LOL
- pizza = You know what is that LOL LOL LOL
- mandolino = You know what is that LOL LOL LOL
- melanzane alla parmigiana = tipical italian dish (aubergin with cheese (parmigiano reggiano, possibly), tomatoes, grated bread.
- gnocca = yeah ... just the most beautiful thing in this World LOL LOL LOL LOL (I wont write it ... but everyone has one ... men got it in the mind !!! LOL LOL
mafia = false italian label LOL LOL LOL
- inchi@ che foto !!!!!!!!
Cool pix !!!!!!!!

That's all !!!

again !!